Tuesday, August 14, 2012

The/My Most Awkward Bus Moments

By the Wanz

            Spoiler alert: when you need to write a blog, go get groceries, go work out, and then log-online to post said blog, you definitely need wifi to do two of these things… (Heads up: if you need wifi to work out or go grocery shopping then… yeah, you have plugged into the Matrix and the machines HAVE WON!)

            Sorry I didn’t post this on time. Again. (Consistently!) Apparently bottomless mimosas are not conducive to blogging… (seriously $12 for bottomless mimosas and $8 for grubbage leads to… a very day drunk, happy Sunday funday… you should try!)

            Drinking and slacking habits aside, here is a delightful little summary of awkward bus moments I have encountered during my life on this bus. It’s self explanatory, so, here we go!

1.              Falling on my face on the #1 Bus in Tacoma and banging my head on the pole… because I am a graceful faller…

2.              Running after a bus, panting and sweating, and then waving my hands to stop it, only to realize that I only had $1 (it costs $2) and then being told to step off the bus…

3.              Open fly after my long Seattle commute. I just assumed all those glances and smiles I was getting were because of my work out sessions.

4.              Talking to a girl on the bus, who ends up being a stripper, who has a dildo in her shopping bag (a new one, still boxed up, not used).

5.              Realizing that I’m standing at a bus stop that says “No Service” for about a solid 10 minutes… obviously observant.

6.              Discovering a nudity scene in the episode of Dexter I’m watching. (I switched programs so it wouldn’t be seen.)

7.              Oh, right, when the bus driver stopped the bus and stood over me because I was playing my music too loudly (eeeeeee……….. awkward…).

8.              Snapping at the bus driver when he kept asking where my bus stop was and I knew where it was, just not the cross streets… he hated me ever since. I would say “Bye!” every day and would get the cold icy silence (especially awkward when you’re the last person on his bus).

9.              On Halloween in San Francisco, sitting on an overcrowded lightrail bus, and seeing a guy dressed up in a KKK outfit sitting in the same train as me… majorly uncomfortable.

10.           And last, but definitely not least, boarding a primarily empty bus only to see a girl who you had a one night stand with. Especially awkward because you can overhear her friend and her exchanging stories…


BOOM! And that’s me, keeping it classy. I a symptom I suffer from.

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