On July 17th,
Bandito Betty and I sat down in a bar in Tacoma, took a picture, started a
twitter, and began this, our Life in Transit (TJ). Over the year, we had some
delightfully random tweets! In a very similar vain as a clip show, here are
some hilarious highlights from our twitter account this year! (BTW, if you
don’t follow our tweets then WTF, and OMG, you probably should click here… otherwise there may be
another abbreviation…)
Standing
at bus stop, bus pass visibly in hand, dude asks me, "are you waiting for
the bus?". This isn't the bathroom line? -BB
I
admit it, I was the awkward guy bopping along to my music on the bus to work
today. Judge away, I was having a good time! -wanz #SelfJudge
Definitely don't have to worry
about getting lost on this bus with these two by my side.. http://yfrog.com/gz1jkqbj
Man:
can I sit here? Me: nods head yes. Man: I don't bite so it's all right, you're
safe. Me thinking: you have no teeth.
A
fiery-braided mullet, a lady carrying a toy baby, & a chick w/ flesh
colored, super tight tights? Just another day in transit. -wanz
To
the dude who chased after the bus, which was nice enough to wait for you, plan
better (I.e.: don't board w/ only a $20 bill). -wanz
Elderly
lady wearing clear safety glasses. You never know what could fly in your eye on
public transit.
QOTD
"There'll be a threesome come the next family reunion." Ew... Thanks
for keeping it classy route 1. -wanz
There's
a rat tail in front of me and a mullet to my right. I smell weed in the air.
Party bus!
So
nap may not happen. Girl next to me has a twitch in her elbow that keeps
nudging me!! When will I sleep?! When?? -wanz #elbowedinseattle
To
the well dressed caucasian gentleman looking me dead in the eyes with concern,
who's across from me, calm your racism down, I don't mug.
Pretty
sure Santa Claus is driving my 594 bus today!! Time to ponder what I want for
christmas!!
Tis a cold day for those lives
in transit http://yfrog.com/nvjq8sfj
QOTD
(a grown woman): i chew on thumbtacks.
Definite
scary-clown-spotting this morning while pass through commerce street station. Not
the funniest way to start the day
22
minute bus delay. Somebody better be dead.
So
when the bus says "music devices can only be played at a minimum
level" who thinks the guy with the loud music can actually hear that?
A
high schooler just got on the bus with a giant cardboard heart. Whoever that's
for, you go git that! -wanz
There
are literally 2 girls (probably 3rd graders) swing on the bus pole and banging
their hands on the window... #whereareyourparents -wanz
The
bus driver was actually just clipping his fingernails at the stop light. True
story.
mmm
nothing like the thick, humid aroma on bus passengers right after a rain. #smellsintransit
Guy2Me:
Did I just see you 20 days ago? Me: Where? Guy: ...weren't you just locked up.
Me: Nope! –wanz
Ghostbus!! http://yfrog.com/h0l9jxefj
And the award for creepiest
transitter goes to Guy-Watching-People-at-the-Gym. You're creepy. Kudos! http://yfrog.com/nyv2etaj
Firstly,
your pants are insanely yellow. Secondly, sit down dude! Or let me sit down.
Move your business pic.twitter.com/iGuRMnhX
Bus
driver just told me, "haven't seen you out for awhile" apparently the
bus has officially become a bar.
Who needs a trailer park when
you have public transit? -BB http://pic.twitter.com/UWTaOWDv
This
dude who caught the bus on the last stop before i5 is complaining about there
be no seats during commuting times. #youdidthistoyourself
When you sit down and your seat mate says out
loud, "I made a friend" that's the perfect time to change seats. –BB
THANK YOU FOR
SUPPORTING US DURING OUR FIRST YEAR OF LIFE IN TRANSIT (TJ)!!! We love an appreciate pretty much most of you (one or two of you may be an asshole, I
don’t know, so I just have to be honest about it), but we definitely appreciate you reading these, following tweets, liking our Facebook page, and leaving
your comments!
YOU ROCK!!! So thanks! Keep a look out for more new content
this year!! ENJOY!!!!!
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